I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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