she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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