Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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