question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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