Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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