I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize