Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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