I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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