Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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