some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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