i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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