im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
we're so committed to being not committed
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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