He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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