I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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