K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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