I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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