Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize