so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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