hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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