i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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