this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
