It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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