what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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