operation harelip BJ is a go
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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