and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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