Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you would pick up someone in the library
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this boner is exhausting
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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