It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can't turn off my feet"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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