So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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