It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I did not marry a roomba.
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