He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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