so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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