actually, I'm a sock model
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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