he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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