nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just gargled with NyQuil
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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