Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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