Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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