It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
