So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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