If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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