well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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