Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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