if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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