i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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