Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she told me i tasted like america
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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