HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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