oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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