How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If I die, sorry about rent.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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