Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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