If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
