Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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