Life is so much better after having sex.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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