I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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