Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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